There is a lot to love about a great Knock-knock joke! The wordplay, the punny nature of them, and the ah-ha moment when it clicks for kids on how the joke all fits together, with the giggles that follow.
From all the various Joke types, the knock-knock jokes are one of the favorites for kids and adults. We all know how they start and it’s that anticipation of the final line that we all wait for to either groan or chuckle at.
Here at Konnectd Kids, we love jokes so much that we create, compile, and publish the best jokes in our own series of books ranging from Halloween to Christmas all the way to terrible Dad jokes.
So with out further to do here are 20 top knock-knock jokes for your laughing pleasure.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Keanu.
Keanu who?
Keanu let me in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like you to open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, asking me so many questions?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Billy Bob Joe Penny.
Billy Bob Joe Penny who?
Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Okay, fine. W-H-O.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I’ll climb through the window.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Déjà.
Déjà who?
Knock, knock.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it’s cold out here.
Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Ash
Ash who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Nobel
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Beef
Beef who?
Before I get cold, you’d better let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Smellmop.
Smellmop who?
Ew, no thanks!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood, thought I’d drop by.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A leaf.
A leaf who?
A leaf you alone if you leaf me alone.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes the Police come out with your hands up.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, I love this song!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Closure.
Closure who?
Closure mouth while you’re chewing!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andrew!
Andrew who?
Andrew a picture!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nun.
Nun who?
Nunya business!